Bill Maher, referring to Dick Cheney:

"if he were not in power, Americans would not be dying needlessly tomorrow."

Hmmm. Yeah I forgot, Vice President Dick Cheney is our dictator, and rules over everyone in this country with an iron fist, making a personal choice as to who lives and dies. Not the President we elected, not the Congress we elected, no, Dick Cheney. And trust me, he WANTS Americans to die, and he KNOWS it is for no reason. Right.

And 2 planes didn't hit the world trade center. And "radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America." Yeah thanks Rosie, simply a brilliant piece there. And the Taliban loved us and wouldn't dare allow Al Qaeda to operate in their country.

And the tooth fairy. And the Easter Bunny. And Santa Claus. (™ Professor Barnes)